Observation of the wild Connerys

I observed the following phenomena today, as I observed two of the wild Connerys: The youngest Connery, upon starting her homework, stated, "Mom, I need your help." I replied, "Okay, I'll be finished with what I'm doing in just a minute." Imagine my surprise, when, returning to her, I found that she'd figured it out on her own! The second phenonemon occurs daily. Just as the children are beginning their homework, they suddenly need to poop and race off to their respective bathrooms, where they remain for at least one hour. To test a hypothesis, I emitted the most annoying, high-pitched sound I could muster. The children immediately returned the call, not unlike dogs howling at the noon tornado siren test. They continued their whooping and cawing for several minutes, apparently unaware that they were even making noise. Try it the next time you come over.