Dear Santa...

Kathleen and Mason were discussing Mason's Christmas list. Mason told her, "I want a Nintendo DS and a DSI, an iPhone, a Mind Flex and a couple of other things." Kathleen said, "Man, you do not need a DS and a DSI, and you don't need an iPhone. Besides, those things are way expensive." Mason replied, "I know. Why do you think I'm asking SANTA for them? Duh."

My little man

Today's Masonism: Mason came into my room this morning and announced, "Mom! I have manly pit stank! I'm really getting bigger! Hey, Ella! You want to smell my manly pit stank?" Ella: "NO." Mason, addressing the rest of his general public, "Who wants to smell my manly stank?" No takers.